everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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