do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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