3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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