Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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