I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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