I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
...so i touched it.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Oh god it's open bar.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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