the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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