As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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