He is an equal opportunity slut.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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