I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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