The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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