Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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