I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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