I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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