My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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