Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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