Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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