it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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