I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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