i just wanna soil my oats bro
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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