Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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