school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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