The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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