Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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