Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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