Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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