you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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