Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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