I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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