Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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