Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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