Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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