i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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