oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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