Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
