The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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