im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I need moral support for this bender
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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