she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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