in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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