He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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