she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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