butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I want to walk on stilts...naked
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
