If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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