ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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