we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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