we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
from now on my penis is your penis
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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