And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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