these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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