It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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