i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I had to cum in my sink.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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