My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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