Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
